You: Hi
You: Are you ready for an adventure?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: always ready lol
You: Where should we go?
You: Easter Islands?
You: Portugal?
Stranger: hmmmm somewhere where batman is
You: USA?
Stranger: we should definitely meet batman
Stranger: yeah lets go there : )
You: Well
You: Let's go then
Stranger: *woosj*
You: Pack your bags
Stranger: *woosh*
Stranger: oh i just vanished to usa....
You: Oh
You: Well I'm coming too
You: *Woosh*
You: Now we need to find batman
You: Where is he?
Stranger: yeah.... do u have his number?
Stranger: lets call him?
You: No
Stranger: oh :(
You: How are we going to find him?
You: Oh crap
You: I just noticed
You: I left my clothes home
Stranger: oh noo!
You: Boy is my face red!
Stranger: i forgot 'em too!
You: What a coincidence!
Stranger: gosh.... what a shame...
You: It's pretty cold in here
Stranger: yeah :(
You: Well at least for you
You: If you know what I mean
You: Nudge nudge
You: wink wink
You: So...
You: First
You: we need to find some clothes
You: And then
You: go to find batman
You: Sounds like a plan
Stranger: maybe we should steal some expensive shop so batman comes to save everything
You: What a great idea!
Stranger: and then we say "surprise!"
You: Oh man
Stranger: yeah, im a genious
You: It'll be hilarious
Stranger: yeah!
You: Well...
You: There's a shop
You: ''Expensive goods'
Stranger: nice one
Stranger: so
You: So what's the plan?
Stranger: i have the gun and you steal?
You: I don't have a gun
You: Exept my built in gun
You: If you know what I mean
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: Nudge Nudge
You: Wink wink
Stranger: hehehhee
You: So
You: What'll we do?
You: Just run in screaming?
Stranger: yeah thats way to go!
You: Sure
You: On 3
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3...
You: Blaaaaghgahaggahgahghagagh!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA runrunrun
You: *runs in*
You: AABAAAGHAAHAGHABAAALA
Stranger: *runs in too*
Stranger: AKKLAKAJAGDAAFAAS
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHABHABHABHAHBAHBAHBABJ JKALAHKB
You: AAAAAAABHABHHJGAJHABNMAJAGJBJABHBG
Stranger: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEKKKK
You: Holy smokes!
You: It's batman
You: Hello batman!
Stranger: ooooh my god!
You: I'm a big fan!
Stranger: hello batman *--*
You: Can I get your autograph?
Stranger: we love u batman!
You: Hey hey
You: wtf are you...
You: *PUNCH*
You: He punched me!
Stranger: ouch!
You: *holds nose*
You: That hurt!
Stranger: LET'S KILL BATMAN
You: Yes, let's
You: On 3
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3...
You: AABABHJABMBANMBAMHBMABH
Stranger: AAAAAAGHGAGAGH
You: DIEDIEAAAGHAGAGJAGHJHGAHAG
You: AASFFAAFASFASFSFFBHBHGFBJFGH
You: Die! Die!
Stranger: KILLKILLKILLASOIFFSASDADADAD
You: I can't kill him!
You: You try to kill him
You: I'll distract him
Stranger: okay!
You: *starts humping batmans leg*
You: NOW!
Stranger: *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH*
You: He's dead!
Stranger: *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPU NCH*
You: HIgh five!
Stranger: whew! at last!
Stranger: high five!!
You: *Slap*
Stranger: woohoo!
You: Well
You: Now that batman's dead
You: What will we do next?
Stranger: what about robin?
You: Yeah
You: Where is that fag anyway?
You: Shouldn't he be with batman?
Stranger: do we have to steal another shop?
You: Sure
You: Oh
You: How convenient
You: Right across the street is another shop
Stranger: yup!
You: ''Expensiver gooders''
You: Sounds fancy
Stranger: yeah it really does
You: Plan?
You: Same as last time?
Stranger: run and shout? or what about this time TWIST and shout!
You: Yes
You: And shake it, baby
Stranger: shake it babyy
You: On 3
You: 1...
You: 2...
You: 3...
Stranger: TWISTWISTWISTWISTWISTWISTWISTWIST
You: *starts twisting*
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: SHAKE IT BABY
You: TWIST AND SHOUT
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAGFGAAAAGAADSDAAAA
Stranger: *twists and shouts*
You: AAAAAAAAAAASDAAAABGGGVGDVGDVGFDGNDGN
Stranger: ALALALAASASABBASSASDASDBBBASAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Stranger: isnt that.... robin....?
You: It is!
You: Hello Robin!
Stranger: hes coming *twisting* towards us!!
You: Oh God!
Stranger: heya, robin!
You: How's it hanging, rob?
You: Hey wait
You: *Punch*
Stranger: what is it?
You: Fuck!
Stranger: AGAIN!
You: He punched me too!
Stranger: that bastard!!
You: Why does everyone want to punch me?
Stranger: i dont know.... its so sad :(
You: Is it supposed to be fun?
You: Well
You: I'll try it yself
You: *punch*
You: Hey, this IS fun!
Stranger: ouch! doesnt it hurt?!
You: Yeah
You: But it's so much fun
You: Try it!
You: Hit me!
Stranger: *PUNCH*
You: See?
Stranger: FUN!
You: Forget Robin
You: Let's just beat the crap out of me!
Stranger: yeah... let's put up a fight club!
You: Which ones suggestion is better?
You: Or
You: Should we do both?
You: Hm?
Stranger: hmmm, you can decide
You: Well
You: first I gotta do something about robin
You: He started humping my leg
You: This is really uncomfortable
Stranger: fucking rob.........
You: He won't let go
Stranger: oh no!
You: We can't do either of those things until we do something about him!
Stranger: lets go swimming so he can't breathe under water!
You: What a great idea!
You: Where do you come up with these ideas?
Stranger: where's the nearest lake or sea?
Stranger: I dont know.... pure genious!
You: I think it's lake michigan
You: Oh wait
You: He came
You: And stopped
Stranger: oh my...
Stranger: what must we do about that mess...
You: I should have taken my clothes with me
Stranger: yeah :(
You: Oh god
You: He's humping your leg!
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: take him away!
You: I'm gonna kick it
You: *KICK*
You: *KICK*
You: He won't stop!
Stranger: This really IS a bit uncomfortable
You: Let's go to lake michigan!
You: It's right over there!
Stranger: okay, great!
You: Run for your clean leg!
Stranger: in running!!
Stranger: im
Stranger: *jumps to a lake*
You: Is it dead yet?
Stranger: oh god.... when he stops doing that
Stranger: not yet
You: He's still alive?
You: I'll kick it some more
You: *SPLOOSH*
Stranger: yes i think...... no...... now he's dead
You: Oh great
You: Now I'm all wet
Stranger: thank you so much!
Stranger: you saved my life!
Stranger: oh god
You: No prob
You: So...
Stranger: should we just leave robin there?
You: Sure
You: Nobody likes him anyway
Stranger: yeah
You: About that fight club...
You: Are we gonna do it?
Stranger: well... i dont know..... i have much homework by the way :(
You: Yeah me too
Stranger: sux
You: It was fun having an adventure
Stranger: yeah it was
You: Well, see ya
Stranger: yup, bye!
You have disconnected.